season twenty
SEX, PIES AND IDIOT SCRAPES (Aired September 28, 08) GUEST STAR: Robert Forster/Julia Louis-Dreyfus
homer and ned become bounty hunters???/marge makes erotic cakes
LOST VERIZON (Aired October 5, 2008) GUEST STAR: Brian Grazer/Denis Leary
bart collects golf balls and finds denis leary's cell phone and marge puts a tracking device in the phone but bart puts the device on a bird so they go to machu picchu
DOUBLE, DOUBLE, BOY IN TROUBLE (Aired October 19, 2008)
bart switches places with rich bart. they resisted this for 20 years.
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR XIX (Aired November 2, 2008)
segments: transformers for some reason/homer kills celebrities/great pumpkin
DANGEROUS CURVES (Aired November 9, 2008)
flashback episode lets retcon things/marge and homer hung out with ned and maude when they were super young so i guess homers known ned for like 20 years or something
HOMER AND LISA EXCHANGE CROSS WORDS (Aired November 16, 2008) GUEST STAR: Merl Reagle/Will Shortz/Scott Thompson
homer gets a job breaking up couples/lisa enters a crossword puzzle tournament/homer bets against lisa/homer says sorry in the last 10 seconds its all ok
MYPODS AND BOOMSTICKS (Aired November 30, 2008) GUEST STAR: Shohreh Aghdashloo
lisa gets a "mapple mypod" and thats seriously the best they could come up with/homer thinks barts muslim friend is a terrorist.
THE BURNS AND THE BEES (Aired December 7, 2008) GUEST STAR: Marv Albert/Jeff Bezos/Mark Cuban
lisa wants to save bees/mr.burns wants to make a stadium on the site of lisas bee sanctuary
LISA THE DRAMA QUEEN (Aired January 25, 2009) GUEST STAR: Emily Blunt/Fall Out Boy
lisa makes a friend and they use imagination/marge is creeped out by imagination
TAKE MY LIFE, PLEASE (Aired February 15, 2009)
simpsons is now in HD with a shitty new intro/homer learns what would have happened had he won a school election by looking at some magical spaghetti sauce
HOW THE TEST WAS WON (Aired March 1, 2009)
skinner takes the bad students downtown so they wont influence test scores/homer forgets to mail his insurance payment
NO LOAN AGAIN, NATURALLY (Aired March 8, 2009) GUEST STAR: Maurice LaMarche
homer takes out a loan to finance a mardi gras party/house is forecloased/flanders buys the house and rents it to them
GONE MAGGIE GONE (Aired March 15, 2009) GUEST STAR Ed Begley, Jr.
marge is blinded by a solar eclipse/while bringing home poison homer loses maggie/da vinci code parody thing going on too
IN THE NAME OF THE GRANDFATHER (Aired March 22, 2009) GUEST STAR: Glen Hansard/Marketa Irglova/Colm Meaney
simpsons get a hot tub/grampa wants to go to ireland/shut the fuck up season 20
WEDDING FOR DISASTER (Aired March 29, 2009) GUEST STAR: Kelsey Grammar
apparently the last of the 1000 times homer and marge got married didn't count so they have to do it again but homer has been kidnapped and its a saw parody and sideshow bob and god damnit
EENY TEENY MAYA, MOE (Aired April 5, 2009)
moe dates a woman who is three feet tall, and i guess thats a plot/homer says he is spending time with maggie but he is just leaving her beyond moes bar
THE GOOD, THE SAD AND THE DRUGLY (Aired April 19, 2009) GUEST STAR: Anne Hathaway
bart dates yet another boring person/lisa is on anti-depressants/its the last disc were almost done its almost over
FATHER KNOWS WORST (Aired April 26, 2009)
homer burns his tongue and can only eat school food so he starts hanging out at the school with his kids
WAVERLY HILLS 9-0-2-1-D'OH (Aired May 3, 2009) GUEST STAR: Ellen Page
homer moves into an apartment so the kids can go to a better school/lisa tells her friends she knows a celebrity but she doesn't because its a sitcom from fucking 1992 or something
FOUR GREAT WOMEN AND A MANICURE (Aired May 10, 2009) GUEST STAR: Jodie Foster
MAGGIE IS AYN RAND. MAGGIE TALKS AND IS AYN RAND. MAGGIE. IS. AYN. RAND.
COMING TO HOMERICA (Aired May, 17, 2009)
citizens of a nearby city emigrate to springfield/springfield hates them/get it its like similar to a real life thing and its topicalwel;kgbenw;lg/season 20 ends