season fifteen
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR XIV (Aired November 2, 2003) GUEST STAR: Oscar De La Hoya/Jennifer Garner/Dudley Hershbach/Jerry Lewis
segments: homer is death/frink is boring/bart and milhouse stop time
MY MOTHER THE CARJACKER (Aired November 9, 2003) GUEST STAR: Glenn Close
homers mom is back but then she isn't
THE PRESIDENT WORE PEARLS (Aired November 16, 2003) GUEST STAR: Michael Moore
lisa is class president and leads a strike/sometimes this episode is a musical
THE REGINA MONOLOGUES (Aired November 13, 2003) GUEST STAR: Tony Blair/Jane Leeves/Evan Marriott/Sir Ian McKellen/J.K. Rowling
bart charges people to look at his money and then the simpsons go to england and do things then leave england
THE FAT AND THE FURRIEST (Aired November 30, 2003) GUEST STAR: Charles Napier
homer is afraid of a bear that attacks him which makes him a coward and people make fun of him so he makes a suit of bear armor
TODAY I AM A CLOWN (Aired December 7, 2003) GUEST STAR: Jackie Mason/Mr. T
crusty never had a bar mitzvah/krusty has a bar mitzah/homer replaces krusty with a talk show
'TIS THE FIFTEENTH SEASON (Aired December 14, 2003)
homer buys an astrolabe/homer becomes nice and ned gets jealous like the time that happened already
MARGE VERSUS SINGLES, SENIORS, CHILDLESS COUPLES, AND TEENS AND GAYS (Aired January 4, 2004)
the babies riot so the town protests babies/people without babies are sick of paying for babies
I, (ANNOYED GRUNT)-BOT (Aired January 11, 2004)
an episode from season 8 or so apparently teleported into season 15/the simpsons staff puts effort into animation and writing/homer pretends to be robot
DIATRIBE OF A MAD HOUSEWIFE (Aired January 25, 2004) GUEST STAR: Tom Clancy/Ashley Olsen/Mary-Kate Olsen/Thomas Pynchon
homer drives an ambulance/marge writes a book/homer doesn't read it
MAGICAL HISTORY TOUR (Aired February 8, 2004)
yeah another one of these shitty things/segments: henry VIII/sacagawea/amadeus
MILHOUSE DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE (Aired February 15, 2004)
milhouse moves/homer starts begging for money
SMART & SMARTER (Aired February 22, 2004) GUEST STAR: Simon Cowell
maggie is smarter than lisa. maggie has giant muscles and a laser gun and smokes weed and is the leader of a gang. maggie is president. fuck maggie.
THE ZIFF WHO CAME TO DINNER (Aired March 14, 2004) GUEST STAR: Jon Lovitz
artie ziff is living in the simpsons attic/ artie ziff tries to get homer to take the fall for his failing company
CO-DEPENDENTS' DAY (Aired March 21, 2004) GUEST STAR: Brave Combo
bart and lisa hate the new star wars equivalent and go complain to the george lucas equivalent/homer and marge start getting drunk together
THE WANDERING JUVIE (Aired March 28, 2004) GUEST STAR: Sarah Michelle Gellar/Charles Napier
bart goes to juvenile hall and is handcuffed to a girl who hates him and has a crush on him
MY BIG FAT GEEK WEDDING (Aired April 18, 2004) GUEST STAR: Matt Groening/Rick Logan
skinner agrees to marry edna but doesn't so she dates comic book guy for some reason
CATCH 'EM IF YOU CAN (Aired April 25, 2004)
homer and marge try to take a vacation from bart and lisa but they steal credit cards and chase after them
SIMPLE SIMPSON (Aired May 2, 2004) GUEST STAR: Nichelle Nichols/Mark Campbell
homer becomes a superhero named pieman ughghhglkhg;lkhwg;lakhelgknqghpnqliouht
THE WAY WE WEREN'T (Aired May 9, 2004)
marge and homer actually met at some camp when they were a lot younger. hey we wrote the show its our choice don't argue. shut up.
BART-MANGLED BANNER (Aired May 16, 2004)
bart gets an injection which makes him deaf so he cant be bullied so he accidentally moons the flag during a game of "donkey-basketball" so the simpsons get exiled to a post 9-11 internment camp on an island
FRAUDCAST NEWS (Aired May 23, 2004)
Mr.burns tries to control all media but lisa wont let him fuck with her little newspaper/lisa has a newspaper