season fourteen
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR XIII (Aired November 3, 2002)
segments: clones/gun zombies/furries
HOW I SPENT MY STRUMMER VACATION (Aired November 10, 2002) GUEST STAR: Elvis Costello/Mick Jagger/Lenny Kravitz/Tom Petty/Keith Richards/Brian Setzer
homer says he resents his family on taxicab confessions so they send him to rock n roll camp
BART VS. LISA VS. THE THIRD GRADE (November 17, 2002) GUEST STAR: Tony Bennett
bart has to repeat the third grade and lisa skips to the third grade (both children are thus in the third grade)
LARGE MARGE (Aired November 24, 2002) GUEST STAR: Baha Men/Jan Hooks/Burt Ward/Adam West
marge gets breast implants/barts elephant is back/krusty teaches bad morals
HELTER SHELTER (Aired December 1, 2002) GUEST STAR: Larry Holmes/David Lander
the simpsons go on a reality show where you have to pretend its the 1800s
THE GREAT LOUSE DETECTIVE (Aired December 15, 2002) GUEST STAR: Kelsey Grammer
sideshow bob helps homer stop frank grimes jr., who exists for some fucking reason/ permanent switch to digital ink and paint
SPECIAL EDNA (Aired January 5, 2003) GUEST STAR: Little Richard
bart nominates edna for teacher of the year/skinner is worried he and edna are going to break up/skinner is a weenie
THE DAD WHO KNEW TOO LITTLE (Aired January 12, 2003) GUEST STAR: Elliot Gould
homer hires a detective to help him get to know lisa/ best one this season/magazines
THE STRONG ARMS OF THE MA (Aired February 2, 2003) GUEST STAR: Pamela Reed
marge takes steroids and sexually assaults homer its terrible (were skipping that part)
PRAY ANYTHING (Aired February 9, 2003) GUEST STAR: Ken Burns/Lisa Leslie
homer thinks he can just pray for whatever minor thing he wants/lives in the church
BARTING OVER (Aired February 16, 2003) GUEST STAR: blink-182/Tony Hawk
300th episode/bart moves out/skateboarding legend tony hawk
I'M SPELLING AS FAST AS I CAN (aired February 16, 2003) GUEST STAR: George Plimpton
lisa is asked to throw a spelling bee/homer follows the mcrib parody on tour
A STAR IS BORN-AGAIN (Aired March 2, 2003) GUEST STAR: James L. Brooks/Helen Fielding/Marisa Tomei
ned dates a movie star/insists they get married
MR. SPITZ GOES TO WASHINGTON (Aired March 9, 2003)
for some reason krusty is running for congress/why isn't any other character running for congress/why krusty
C.E.D'OH (Aired March 16, 2003)
mr. burns makes homer head of the plant after losing a bird
'SCUSE ME WHILE I MISS THE SKY (Aired March 30, 2003) GUEST STAR: Eric Idle
documentary filmmaker arrives so lisa wants to look at the stars now and bart wants to steal a hood ornament and lisa wants to end light pollution
THREE GAYS OF THE CONDO (Aired April 13, 2003) GUEST STAR: Ben Schatz/Scott Thompson/Weird Al
homer moves in with stereotypes/ i don't understand, homers phobia was fine what went wrong you idiots
DUDE, WHERE'S MY RANCH? (Aired April 7, 2003) GUEST STAR: David Byrne/Andy Serkis/Jonathan Taylor Thomas
homer writes a song abut hating ned/the simpsons go to a dude ranch/lisa is a jerk/homer and bart vs beavers
OLD YELLER-BELLY (Aired May 4, 2003) GUEST STAR: Stacy Keach
santas little helper is a coward so he becomes a duff mascot so his original owner takes him so who cares
BRAKE MY WIFE, PLEASE (Aired May 11, 2003) GUEST STAR: Jackson Browne/Steve Buscemi
homer loses his license so marge has to drive everyone everywhere/homer thinks marge is trying to kill him
THE BART OF WAR (Aired May 18, 2003)
bart and milhouse are in opposing youth groups so they fight/flanders loves the beetles
MOE BABY BLUES (Aired May 18, 2003)
moe hangs out with maggie and it is starting to creep the simpsons out