season thirteen
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR XII (Aired November 6, 2001) GUEST STAR: Pierce Brosnan/Matthew Perry
segments: the family is cursed/evil smart house/harry potter
THE PARENT RAP (Aired November 11, 2001) GUEST STAR: Jane Kaczmarek
bart and homer are tethered together/malcom in the middles mom is mean
HOMER THE MOE (Aired November 18, 2001) GUEST STAR: R.E.M.
moe goes back to bartenders school/moe redecorates the bar/homer makes his own bar also/and R.E.M. is there
A HUNKA HUNKA BURNS IN LOVE (Aired December 2, 2001) GUEST STAR: Julia Louis-Dreyfus/George Takei
mr.burns is in love with snake's ex/whatever
THE BLUNDER YEARS (Aired December 9, 2001) GUEST STAR: Paul Newman
homer remembers he saw a dead body as a kid and screams for a long time/marge has a crush on a paper towel mascot
SHE OF LITTLE FAITH (Aired December 16, 2001) GUEST STAR: Richard Gere
lisa is buddhist now/marge doesn't like it
BRAWL IN THE FAMILY (Aired January 6, 2002) GUEST STAR: Delroy Lindo
a social worker tries to help the simpsons after a fight but then the episode is about homers vegas wife from season 10
SWEETS AND SOUR MARGE (Aired January 20, 2002) GUEST STAR: Ben Stiller
marge wants a ban on sugar/homer does not want a ban on sugar
JAWS WIRED SHUT (Aired January 27, 2002)
homers jaw is wired so he finally shuts up
HALF-DECENT PROPOSAL (Aired February 10, 2002) GUEST STAR: Jon Lovitz
artie ziff offers 1 million dollars for a weekend with marge/jon lovitz speaks in his jon lovitz voice
THE BART WANTS WHAT IT WANTS (Aired February 17, 2002) GUEST STAR: Wolfgang Puck/Reese Witherspoon
bart dates rainier wolfcastles daughter that he apparently has/milhouse dates rainier wolfcastles daughter/bart goes to toronto to win back rainier wolfcastles daughter
THE LASTEST GUN IN THE WEST (Aired February 24, 2002) GUEST STAR: Dennis Weaver
some dog hates bart and then he meets a wild west movie star/the wild west movie star is an alcoholic
THE OLD MAN AND THE KEY (Aired March 10, 2002) GUEST STAR: Olympia Dukakis/Bill Saluga
grampa wrecks homers car then takes bart to branson, missouri
TALES FROM THE PUBLIC DOMAIN (Aired March 17, 2002)
yes its another one of these things/segments: homers odyssey/joan of arc/hamlet
BLAME IT ON LISA (Aired March 31, 2002)
lisa sponsors an orphan in brazil so the simpsons go there because they have to go everywhere
WEEKEND AT BURNSIE'S (Aired April 7, 2002) GUEST STAR: Phish
homer is attacked by crows and understandably starts smoking weed/then its something about mr burns at the end
GUMP ROAST (Aired April 21, 2002)
another clip show and then a song about the simpsons going downhill that is way too accurate
I AM FURIOUS (YELLOW) (Aired April 28, 2002) GUEST STAR: Stan Lee
bart makes a newgrounds cartoon about homer/stan lee wont leave comic book guys store/homer turns into the hulk
THE SWEETEST APU (Aired May 5, 2002) GUEST STAR: James Lipton
apu cheats on his wife/homer walks backwards
LITTLE GIRL IN THE BIG TEN (Aired May 12, 2002) GUEST STAR: Robert Pinksy
college gymnasts think 8 year old second grader lisa simpson is a college student/bart lives in a plastic bubble
THE FRYING GAME (Aired May 19, 2002) GUEST STAR: Carmen Electra/Frances Sternhagen
an endlessly screaming caterpillar lives in the simpsons backyard until homer attacks it and gets community service helping an old lady and the old lady makes
him her servant and also marge and then she dies and they are sentenced to the electric chair
POPPA'S GOT A BRAND NEW BADGE (Aired May 22, 2002)
homer starts a private security company so its basically homer the vigilante again/fat tony wants to kill homer/maggie is awful