snl
[Sep 13th, 200X | 5:34 PM]


[current mood: O__O ]
[now listening to: Jimmy Eat World- bleed american]


holy shit did anyone see ashlee simpson on snl...
they started playing a recording of the vocals so i guess she was lip syncing or whatever
but the best part is the band just keeps playing and she just..does like a jolly little jig or something LMAO XD




picos school for game boy advance
[Sep 9th, 200X | 2:33 AM]


[current mood: random ]
[now listening to: Ween- waving my dick in the wind]


ok remember that alien hominid game from newgrounds? its weird enough that its like a REAL GAME
on playstation and stuff now i saw Tom review it on toonami O___O.
does this mean homestar runner on cartoon network next..... please.....




gay
[Sep 2nd, 200X | 9:55 PM]


[current mood: weeaboo ]
[now listening to: At the Drive-In- one armed scissor]






closed captions
[Aug 25th, 200X | 2:32 PM]


[current mood: random ]
[now listening to: Madvillain- raid]


lollll ok so i leave closed captions on my tv because sometimes i miss what people say..
but also because sometimes they mess up the caption and its REALLY FUNNY.
like sometimes they just freak out and start showing a bunch of symbols...
sometimes they even turn into random colors!?!
but the best is sometimes they just completely write the wrong thing..
like you know that pringles commercial where they say "once you pop, the fun dont stop"?
the captions for it say "once you FLOP the fun dont stop" which is just... wtf??
there this one episode of ed edd and eddy where they walk past kevin and then double d says
"we just went in a complete circle around heaven".
the ENTIRE EPISODE IS ABOUT KEVIN.. THEY SAY HIS NAME ABOUT 1 MILLION TIMES!
WHO CAPTIONS THESE THINGS!?!?!?!?!!? lmfao




smexy burger...
[Aug 19th, 200X | 4:23 PM]


[current mood: O__O ]
[now listening to: Clipse- wamp wamp]


holy SHIT. this is a REAL MCDONALDS AD....
LMFAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO XD





betamax vs laserdisc
[Aug 14th, 200X | 11:06 PM]


[current mood: random ]
[now listening to: We Love Katamari OST- blue orb]


ok wtf is the deal with hddvd and bluray anyway. like, you'll have to get a whole new tv that can do hd,
a new disc player that can do hd, AND rebuy all the dvds you already have????
yeah..... AND theres two of them to choose from......is anyone even going to do this...
those movies better look fucking REAL. -___-




musical beverages
[Aug 9th, 200X | 4:57 PM]


[current mood: random ]
[now listening to: Breaking Benjamin- the diary of jane]


theres this new thing where 1 in every 3 pepsi products has a code for free songs on itunes.
soooo if you drink any pepsi, sierra mist, diet pepsi, wild cherry, mountain dew, mountain dew
code red, or diet mountain dew, and you arent going to use the download...
GIVE ME YOUR CODE DONT THROW THE BOTTLE CAP AWAY!!!!!!
i mean, i usually just steal music anyway lol but......... its free...... which is
just as good as stealing o___O




it really whips the llamas ass
[Aug 3rd, 200X | 3:45 PM]


[current mood: weeaboo ]
[now listening to: CKY- 96 quite bitter beings]


anyone know a good place to get winamp skins? i want a cool kikyo one.
her and inuyasha or whatever is fine but just her and the soul collectors would be freakin sweet.
if there arent any kagura would be cool too but thats probably even less likely...




adjectivertisement
[Jul 23rd, 200X | 5:25 PM]


[current mood: $@%#! ]
[now listening to: J Dilla- airworks]


wtf is with those VERB commercials... how are there COMMERCIALS for VERBS.
who freaking pays for this... the verb counciL??!
also im literally already ALWAYS DOING A VERB.
right now im COMPLAINING. and when one of those ads comes on im
GETTING PISSED OFF and CHANGING THE CHANNEL. >___<



fabric softener
[Jul 19th, 200X | 5:03 PM]


[current mood: weeaboo ]
[now listening to: Panic! at the Disco- lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off]


ok ive only seen like a couple episodes of bleach so far,
and it actually looks kind of cool, but...
what the hell kind of name is bleach.... XD
honestly its so random its kind of amazing.
my friend adalyn says its good so ill probably watch it more,
just think the name is lulz



sports... but goth.
[Jul 14th, 200X | 10:28 PM]


[current mood: weeaboo ]
[now listening to: The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus- face down]


has anyone else read this manga called Gothic Sports?
ok ok, i know nobdy else has heard of or cares about it but me....
i bought it because i saw it at barnes and noble and it sounded dumb but then
it was actually kind of good lmao. but anyway its been a while and they havent put out
the fourth volume.. i actually completely forgot about it until i saw the first three
in my room today. i cant find any info, does anyone know if its cancelled or something?? X__X




free movies...?
[Jul 9th, 200X | 4:31 PM]


[current mood: random ]
[now listening to: Infected Mushroom- becoming insane]


ok so...that Blockbuster "no late fees" policy has to be a trick, right?
Like theres No way they'll just let you rent some dvds and keep them forever....
right......?
*rents all the rare anime dvds she can find*




spongebob corrupting our nations youth!!!
[Jul 1st, 200X | 5:00 PM]


[current mood: random ]
[now listening to: Haste the Day- when everything falls]


LOL found a link to this christian website
complaining about the spongebob movie.
"These characters are not real, and are not even human,
so many may choose to gloss over the animated nude scenes, though it sends a wrong message to children."
its. its a cartoon sponge. ITS A CARTOON. FREAKING. SPONGE!!!
Obviously I must go through and look at their reviews of every movie
ever made roflmao



FALSE ADVERTISING
[Jun 24th, 200X | 2:46 AM]


[current mood: $@%#! ]
[now listening to:The Dillinger Escape Plan- setting fire to sleeping giants]


Ok so you know the mcdonalds monopoly contest thing?
Ive got like a million best buy bucks from it, so I decided to cash in.
I wanted to go pick up the south park season 5 box set....
But they said you can only use up to $3 of best buy bucks on a dvd.
WTF. -___-
BUT. I saw someone saying that the rules only say you can only use
$3 on dvds or cds...... but it doesn't say anything about games.
SOOO brb im gonna eat French fries until I have a copy of psychonauts lmao



gmail
[Jun 18th, 200X | 4:55 AM]


[current mood: $@%#! ]
[now listening to: Dragonforce- Through the Fire and Flames ]


Does anyone have a gmail invite????
Why is it a freaking exclusive club. LET ME IN



since the dawn of time
[Jun 11th, 200X | 5:52 AM]


[current mood: random ]
[now listening to: Three Days Grace- i hate everything about you ]


ok so... which commercial has been eternally airing on tv for the longest now-
the sears air conditioner YOU CALL NOW one..
or the zoobooks one with FREE ELEPHANT ISSUE

either way they will both be airing even after society is ended... -__-



never knows best
[Jun 10th, 200X | 7:28 PM]


[current mood: weeaboo ]
[now listening to: AFI- summer shudder ]


this town mostly completely sucks and has nothing to do..
EXCEPT this comic shop near me is actually kind of badass.
they dont just have comics, they also get manga and dvds and games,
and theres even a arcade attached on the other side of the store..

anyway i went there today and they had the FLCL manga which
looks fucking awesome... its weird tho it seems really different
from the show?? but still cool...

they also have the dvds... wtf why are they so expensive and have like
TWO EPISODES PER DVD? the show is like 6 episodes and you have to buy 3 dvds..
......

....but obviously ill have to get it anyway because its FUCKING FLCL...
T____T



cartoon network
[Jun 8th, 200X | 4:00 PM]


[current mood: random ]
[now listening to: The Birthday Massacre- blue ]


hey remember when cartoon network suddenly changed all their shows?
like johnny bravo suddenly went to a diner all the time and had a friend named carl..?
and dexter sounded and looked COMPLETELY different..

wtf was that about???! O__o
dexter was definitely way worse after that...
and ESPECIALLY powerpuff girls they didnt even FIGHT anymore.
that show was the best when they like, knocked ppls teeth out
or that time they took that monsters fang out and
stabbed it through its head and there was even BLOOD...
*eyes go blank and gets lost in bloodlust* .... wait what were we talking about O__O



get off my lawn!!! O__<
[Jun 5th, 200X | 3:51 PM]


[current mood: random ]
[now listening to: Aphex Twin- come to daddy (pappy mix) ]


theres this kid who lives around here who is always
jumping the fence to shortcut through our backyard..
it always makes our dog freak out and its just WEIRD..
why are you in our yard....

today he did it and i just grabbed a knife
and stood in the doorway looking as insane as possible O___<
lmaooooo he looked SO FREAKED OUT




MMOmg
[May 29th, 200X | 4:40 PM]


[current mood: O__O ]
[now listening to: 50 cent- disco inferno ]


holy shit south park did a machinema episode with world of warcraft....
imagine if they started showing red vs blue on comedy central O___o...
also FUCK i wanna play wow but you have to pay monthly.. -___-



SIT, BOY!
[May 27th, 200X | 6:09 PM]


[current mood: weeaboo ]
[now listening to: Daft Punk- human after all ]


ZOMFG inuyasha toys on adult swims website...
MUST....HAVE THEM...
MUST... MAKE THEM ALL MAKE OUT FOR MY OWN DERANGED AMUSEMENT..
......
.......what O__O *blinks**blinks* < /fangirl>


666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood....
[May 26th, 200X | 6:09 PM]


[current mood: #1 ]
[now listening to: Green Day- holiday ]


...........is it bad that i kinda wanna eat the broodwich....

... its fine if i take of the tomatoes right O__O


also i love this part, i wish they showed
the broodwich dimension more... why athf only 11 minutes, adult swim... X__X




lamp jacob
[May 24th, 200X | 7:31 PM]


[current mood: random ]
[now listening to: System of a Down- chic n' stu ]


the candlejack episode of freakazoid is on rn,
idk why this shit became a meme this episode isnt even that funn-



wtf
[May 21st, 200X | 5:31 AM]


[current mood: O__O ]
[now listening to: nine inch nails- survivalism ]

WTF. there was a BOMB THREAT at school today...
and they didnt even send anyone home or anything!?
there were some dudes looking around with a dog and stuff...
obviously nothing happened but uhhhhhh...
what if there actually was a bomb!??
seriously schools in this town wont send people home for ANYTHING.
ive been there when the power went out, when there was so much ice you
could barely walk anywhere, and they didnt even send people home
on september 11th...
is this even legal??!




$$$
[May 20th, 200X | 1:25 AM]


[current mood: random ]
[now listening to: HIM- rip out the wings of a butterfly]

ok those commercials where they sell coins have to be one of the dumbest things on tv.

its... a quarter... why would you pay MORE than a quarter for a quarter...

one christmas my grandpa gave me a book to collect those stupid state quarters in.
at least you can play a game with yugioh cards.. what the hell do you do with
quarters or stamps?! buy some gum and send some letters?
actually i want some gum.. GIVE ME YOUR QUARTERS O__O




a noble cause
[May 16th, 200X | 12:35 AM]


[current mood: random ]
[now listening to: insane clown posse- pass me by ]

HEY sign this petition to bring back surge..
remember, that soda they used to sell....
it was BASICALLY liquid crack.
and for some reason they stopped making it...

soooo help this petition get over 9000 signatures or ill have to set you on fire..

O______<

SIGNITNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!1



do the evolution
[May 11th, 200X | 9:50 PM]


[current mood: random ]
[now watching: spawn the animated series ]


that new disturbed video reminded me of this...



napster... wtf.. [May 6th, 200X | 6:03 PM]


[current mood: O__O ]
[now listening to: Insane Clown Posse- tilt-a-whirl]

so, i have just been informed by an advertisement that you can
pay for napster now.


...................
........................
..........you can PAY. for NAPSTER.


epic fail is epic.... >___<



lol wut [Apr. 30th, 200X | 9:16 AM]


[current mood: O__O ]
[now listening to: Meshuggah- new millenium cyanide christ]

...wait so plutos just not a planet now?
you can just do that???
wtf??????????



cus usa is teh s uck
[Apr. 28th, 200X | 11:56 PM]


[current mood: $@%#! ]
[now listening to: Slipknot- vermillion]

im so sick of this stupid country.
im moving to canada where they have gay marriage and
people arent electing a complete fucking idiot
for president.


people give more of a shit about a freaking fetus
than actual
LIVING
HUMANS.

i was walking my dog and saw these people
who protest all the time, they have signs that say
all kinds of stuff... but the only part that bothers
anyone in this city is when they say shit about the troops.

who cares about the troops who are just blowing up kids for oil?!?!
they protest at funerals and everything, and nobody gives a shit that
they say death to gay people, they only care when they
call the troops gay. id rather be gay than killing kids!

whats wrong with people

the other day my dumb fuck redneck cousin said
that if anyone ever came out of the closet around him
he'd kick them right back in.
everyone in this city is so fucking stupid...
it cant be like this everywhere right?
it feels pointless sometimes
i feel no fucking hope for the human race


we should all jus tbe fucking wiped out


the mitt must be stopped [Apr. 25th, 200X | 12:41 AM]


[current mood: random ]
[now listening to: Fall Out Boy- this ain't a scene, it's an arms race ]

we must act now to throw the arbys oven mitt
into the deep fryer before it can kills again.

...dont look at me like that.....
that thing is killing people and turning them into
sandwiches and you cant convince me otherwise O___O




rofl [Apr. 22nd, 200X | 7:00 PM]


[current mood: random ]
[now listening to: Gorillaz- DARE ]




STFU is my anti-drug
[Apr. 21st, 200X | 6:32 PM]


[current mood: $@%#! ]
[now listening to: Danger Doom- Space Ho's]

is it just me or are all the anti-drug ads
so annoying they make u want to do drugs
just out of spite...
-___-;




interwebz friendzshipzzzzzz
[Apr. 19th, 200X | 5:45 PM]


[current mood: random ]
[now listening to: Disturbed- Prayer]
HAY

uhh im bored.
does anyone else use the following interactive interwebz:
neopets, cartoon orbit, kingdom of loathing, adventure quest, or runescape?
i dont have maplestory or gaiaonline but ill try them if anyone cool is there..
uhhhh ya thats all ok hurry up add me i totally wont murder your character
and steal all your rare items and desecrate your corpse and rain eternal
suffering on your whole family and put chewing gum in your hair O___O




down with the sickness.....
[Apr. 16th, 200X | 6:15 AM]


[current mood: emo ]
[now watching: commercials waiting for simpsons to come back on ]
ughh i was sick all day yesterday.
on the one hand, i got to stay home from school...
...but i do that all the time anyway..
without having to lie on the couch watching
freaking daytime tv all day...
i sat through so many episode of
cartoon network playing freaking 60s cartoons....
even worse than throwing up -__-



DOOD
[Apr. 13th, 200X | 8:22 PM]


[current mood: weeaboo ]
[now playing: disgaea: hour of darkness ]

ZOMG.
so, today i walked to the game store, just like any other normal day-
but today... was to be a day of LEGEND.
i ACTUALLY FOUND A FUCKING COPY OF DISGAEA!
the whispered tales i have seen of this game online are matched only
by the legends of its rarity... but now... it is MINE.
so uhhh yeah i gotta go- its actually on the menu rn lol
i will provide a full report once ive actually PLAYED it.
hm... maybe i should have done that first...??
nah that doesnt make any sense XD




bunnies
[Apr. 11th, 200X | 11:29 PM]


[current mood: O__O ]
[now listening to: HORSE the band- bunnies ]






My Name Is...
[Apr. 9th, 200X | 4:19 PM]


[current mood: #1 ]
[now watching: ATHF obviously -__-; ]
Shake zula, the mic rula, the old schoola, you want a trip, Ill bring it to ya
Frylock and I'm on top, rock you like a cop, Meatwad, youre up next with your knock-knock
Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G,
Drivin' in my car, livin like a star, Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a taurus.
Uh! Check-check it, yeah.
Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream!
Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream!
Aqua Teen Hunger Force,
Number one in the hood, G
... that is all XD


IM RICK JAMES BITCH !!!
[Apr. 3rd, 200X | 2:24 AM]


[current mood: emo ]
[now listening to: Hawthorne Heights- Niki FM ]
Yeah, so I don't even have anything to really write about today...
It was... completely boring.
and yet here i am.. writing a journal entry anyway..
not that anyone even reads this anyway....
soooo why am i even writing this you ask???
for my own amusement.... ah ha yes i am so amused...
see how amused i am........... o___o
ehhh whatever im gonna go watch family guy x__x



its over 9000...
[Mar. 29th, 200X | 4:12 PM]


[current mood: random ]
[now listening to: Say Anything- wow, i can get sexual too ]
ok so i was watching south park on UMD on the bus to school today...
and this fucking kid behind me saw and was like,
"ummmmmm you cant watch that at school bc its TV MA.."
uhhhhhh ok first of all last i checked THE BUS ISNT SCHOOL...
and also who gives a FUCK who is so bored you have to even
give a fuck what someone else is doing...
mind your own business ???? ugh.

hmm what else. uhhh i want to see the grudge...
but its going to be a biblical ordeal to get edie to take me
because she thikns horror movies are dumb.
i mean it does look dumb but... thats what makes it good... lol
hmmm uh whate else.
uhhhhhhhhHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHhh
HHHHHhhHHHHHHHHhhhHHHhhHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHH....
yeah i dunno lmao.
this was a pointless entry...



lol
[Mar. 23rd, 200X | 8:47 PM]


[current mood: random ]
[now listening to: 50 cent- just a lil bit ]




hands in the sky
[Mar. 21st, 200X | 6:28 PM]


[current mood: O__O ]
[now listening to: straylight run- hands in the sky (big shot) ]



cool video i just saw on tv... O__O


...
[Mar. 19th, 200X | 10:35 PM]


[current mood: emo ]
[now feeling: nothing]
whats even the ******* point


woof woof woof
[Mar. 19th, 200X | 4:16 PM]


[current mood: O__O ]
[now listening to: Taking Back Sunday- makedamnsure ]

ok so my school is close enough that i can just walk there really easy...
so last night i was walking my dog and was like.. theres nobody there rn...
what if i walk my dog over there... O__O. LMFAO soooo i did..
there was like this one guy who was a janitor or something maybe??
i think he saw me but he didnt say nything so.... idk????
but anyway today i went and there were STILL SOME PAW PRINTS FROM MY DOG
on the sidewalk between buildings...
it made going to class sliIIIghtly more fun. and then i got to class and
all was suffering once more :D
ok bye THERES TACO BELL I HAVE TO FLEE *flees*



jhonen was on tV!!!
[Mar. 18th, 200X | 9:01 PM]


[current mood: O__O ]
[now listening to: The Used- all that i've got ]

ZOMG. jhonen vasquez was ON TV.
(if you dont know he made invader zim and johnny the homicidal maniac and
other fucking amazing comics).
he was on screen savers on G4... and they said his name wrong.
-___-;
ANYWAY it was super cool beside that. well beside that and
having to watch the fucking TIGHTEN UP THE GRAPHICS ON LEVEL 3 commercial
for the millionth time x__X



lmao [Mar. 11th, 200X | 6:16 PM]


[current mood: random ]
[now listening to: Daft Punk- one more time ]






EXTRA LARGE SUPERSIZE MILKSHAKE
[Mar. 9th, 200X | 4:19 PM]


[current mood: #1 ]
[now watching: The Game- how we do ]

AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE MOVIE??!!! IN ACTUAL FUCKING THEATERS!?!?!
if this is real...
UHHHHALKGJ:LKGWJL:KGWJWGL:KGWLKWNVSLK:WNEV

aaand if its a lie im going to find whoever
started it and tie them up
and force feed them the broodwich O_______O